Richard Del Pino. 21. CA--->NY. I'm a sarcastic asshole in love with huskies.

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oh my god

ekolpc:

savanitabonita:

I just moaned.

I hope my fall experience is as magical as this made me feel.

leewkhemmings:

im fucking dying

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog. —A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)
Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

sorry:

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

Our bodies could be skin on skin and I’d still pull you closer. —(via startedwithawhisper)

abeautyinyourresistance:

all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

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