oh my god
I just moaned.
I hope my fall experience is as magical as this made me feel.
im fucking dying
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
"I’ll just leave that there"
damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there
Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?
all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with