please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks
whenever i post a text post on tumblr
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful.
why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away
Kanye West says he’s gonna be the next Nelson Mandela? Nigga your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Please have several seats.